Grilled Mormons?
That's horrible. Do you know how many carbs are in a Mormon?
Random quotes V.2.0
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Re: Random quotes V.2.0
E͎͖̯̱̻͡r̲͇r͢҉͈͚ò͈̹̰̩̺͓̝̘̟̕r̨̡̺̥̲̰͕̭̬:̵͙̦̟̮̖̯̞́͢ ̴̛̞̙͙̠̲̝̟S̵͎̼̖̜̯͕̺͔̀i̶͉̟̝̻͕̺g̢̤͕n̴͈̩̝͓͖̹͕̟͢a͕̺̱͞ț̸̛͓u̢̥̣̣̰̪ͅr̨̠͙̯̣̣̘̠ḛ̡̨̟̗̥̰̱̻ͅ ̻̮̼̥͕̼͉͎u͏͔̳n͏͔͈̭̭͟a̮͕͖̲͕͙͔ͅv̺̦̼̥̭͙a͏҉̦̺̫̯i̝̙̳̜l̴̡̳̥͠a̢̘̬͈͢ͅb̶̶̦͉͙́ḷ̸̙̙̳̩̥́e͔̪̳̦̫͚̪̹ͅ.͖̠̗͔̖̞ͅ
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It took them a while to figure what I meant by that.New students talking to Him wrote:"Why do you look angry?" "Reasons." "What reasons?" "Reasons." (This repeated for at least a dozen times.) "Seriously, why?" "Bruce Banner." "Wait, wha-?" "Bruce Banner."
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I'm sorry, the combination of this quote and who said it made me laugh
The person who said this: famous scientist Stephen HawkingWomen. They are a complete mystery.
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Any 'oi' word sounds pretty unpleasant to me.
*Moira's moist groin ointment*
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I am or should say was playing Assassin Creed brotherhood .Until it got where a character in the game seem to be taking Jesus to a doctor.Now I am upset because of a lack of comprehending that Jesus is God who came in the flesh and died on the cross NOT TAKEN TO A DOCTOR !!!Jesus then arose again from death .The truth of Jesus is how God became man to died and arose again.
That Jesus did this to take on all sin and offer pardon by Him Jesus taking the punishment on himself.This game offends everything of what I know is Truth.Ubisoft have mocked this very truth.
I can be sure you won't have Islamic beliefs like having Muhammad marry a Jew or eat pork or destroy a Quran. Why because of fear of Islam.But you mock the truth of christian faith I will never buy a game from Ubisoft ...
I then emailed mary-beth.henson@ubisoft.com and told them my upset how they mocked the truth .The very God of all creation who became man.This Jesus is God the only hope for pardon from hell .
Update : We should all fight this.
Of the four elements, air, earth, water, and fire, man stole only one from the gods.
Fire.
And with it, man forged his will upon the world. - Anonymus
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"We're you ever told not to get inside a box, with a mad man"
Doctor who
-Matt Smith-
Doctor who
-Matt Smith-
"Don't only practice your art, but force your way into its secrets, for it and knowledge can raise men to the divine"-Ludwig van Beethoven
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Oi, what a bloody mongrel.ticoun wrote:Any 'oi' word sounds pretty unpleasant to me.
Let's not finish this sentence.wolf dick is...
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NISHA THE LAWBRINGER DOES NOT EVEN GIVE A TENTH OF A [BLEEP]!
Gentlementlemen
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
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/r/Showerthouhts strikes again!/r/Showerthoughts wrote:Putting a case on your phone after its cracked is like putting a condom on your kid's head
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Given the fact that I have never smoked, ever, I'll let you guys try to figure out what I managed to say.Several of my inlaws wrote:Dude, you gotta get out of the weed room.
Gearhead mechanic in the digital era, who will probably grow up is in the process of growing up to be a very grumpy old man.
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Dead baby joke time?ticoun wrote:/r/Showerthouhts strikes again!
What's small, light, flies through the air, and bounces after it falls 20 stories onto a concrete sidewalk?
Spoiler!
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Him, the amount of suggestive quotes from you talking with other people both makes me wonder what you talk about, and wish that I had freinds okay with stuff like that. Not cus I want to talk about pervy stuff, but because it means they could talk about practically anything without getting wacked out XD.Him wrote:No, I don't know where that's from.Gaaaah, I laughed too hard. My mouth almost started bleeding again. I'm never going to add context to the things I quote."I'm teasing my brother right now!" "With a strap-on?" *Laughter ensues*
Okay, so I started a story feedback topic to help out a story I'd like to do. Sorry for the generic no detail post, but there isn't much I know about it right know XP. Feedback pls and stufz Linky- http://twokinds.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=18317
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I'm re watching an episode of Red Vs. Blue
S6 E3
Caboose
S6 E3
Caboose
Emphasis on the againCommand? oh no they never have good news. did somebody die? Was it my Mom? Is she dead? Or my dad, did my dad die again
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It's never going to end, Drake. And you probably will never really know. Maybe that's for the best, eh?DrakeArron wrote:Him, the amount of suggestive quotes from you talking with other people both makes me wonder what you talk about...
Edit: Speaking of such things...
Man, what a night. My head is still a bit sore.You call me demon when you're mad, and senpai when you're excited...
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If brute force doesn't work, use more brute force.
Gearhead mechanic in the digital era, who will probably grow up is in the process of growing up to be a very grumpy old man.