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#6586 Post by DarkTheImmortal »

Bellhead wrote:Then what is the metric unit of wieght? I always thought it was Kg.
Newtons.
Grams are mass and stay the same no matter what
Newtons are force, in weights case, the force applied to a body by gravity. mass X gravity = weight
Gravity changes depending on the size of the body, so on Jupiter, your mass will stay the same, but your weight will be much greater.
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#6587 Post by mycatiscrazy »

DarkTheImmortal wrote:
Bellhead wrote:Then what is the metric unit of wieght? I always thought it was Kg.
Newtons.
Grams are mass and stay the same no matter what
Newtons are force, in weights case, the force applied to a body by gravity. mass X gravity = weight
Gravity changes depending on the size of the body, so on Jupiter, your mass will stay the same, but your weight will be much greater.
hooray for science!
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#6588 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

Tom, no offence, but I saw Marks latest video about how much he loved his fans.
Me- If he is going to cry, am throwing this computer out.

Oh [censored] he do...
NOPE

NOPE

NOPE
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#6589 Post by Him »

The body builder working at the bakery at my local mall said wrote:Yeah, you don't look like you have fun that often. Happiness is for the weak, am I right?
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#6590 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

Am Worth less, I can't do anything.
My answere to that:
Yes you can! If you feel worthless, go to a mexican gang, ask them to kidnap you. now you are Worth something for the gang because they can demand Money from your family, serv their home or work in their drug industry!
Now you aint worthless and you also did something!


I Think I watched too many south american gang films...

Also, my friend said to me:
the weather is colder than my balls after a shower
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#6591 Post by Bellhead »

The Drummer, to the Bassist, wrote:It's YOUR song you keep screwing up! Shut up jew! Nonono, sorry. EX-jew! You got excajewbicated!
Word of the week: Excajewbicated.
I was lolling for like five whole minutes at the whole conversation.

It's true. Bassist "Steve" was born a jew, and got kicked out of the religion. I kid you not.
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#6592 Post by DariusL »

Bellhead wrote:
The Drummer, to the Bassist, wrote:It's YOUR song you keep screwing up! Shut up jew! Nonono, sorry. EX-jew! You got excajewbicated!
Word of the week: Excajewbicated.
I was lolling for like five whole minutes at the whole conversation.

It's true. Bassist "Steve" was born a jew, and got kicked out of the religion. I kid you not.
How the [censored] did he manage that?
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#6593 Post by Bellhead »

ticoun wrote:
Bellhead wrote:
The Drummer, to the Bassist, wrote:It's YOUR song you keep screwing up! Shut up jew! Nonono, sorry. EX-jew! You got excajewbicated!
Word of the week: Excajewbicated.
I was lolling for like five whole minutes at the whole conversation.

It's true. Bassist "Steve" was born a jew, and got kicked out of the religion. I kid you not.
How the [censored] did he manage that?
Iduno.. Something about he said some not-so-flattering thing to an old guy, a conversation which ended with "THAT'S IT! YOU'RE NOT A JEW ANYMORE!". I never heard what he actually said though.
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#6594 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

HannyDesu: its a really cute\sad one QcQ
Rep to you Stav.

All I can say
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#6595 Post by DarkTheImmortal »

ClapTrap wrote:Me and him are like two peas in a pod! Two bullets in a mag! Two cannibal midgets in a fat guy's rib cage!
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#6596 Post by Him »

Classmate wrote:You're a Mormon?!
Oh, yeah, people think I'm a Mormon now.
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#6597 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

As long we don't choose, Everything remains possible
I can actually agree with that.

Just like my girlfriends in the past.
The one I choosed long ago are still the one
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#6598 Post by Bellhead »

[quote]Okay. I will stay very depressed about HOW AWESOME THIS WILL BE!
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#6599 Post by The Rookie »

So here I was playing Skyrim again and I suddenly heard one of the guards say something that randomly reminded me of the last few pages and the voting incentive
Whiterun Guard wrote:I find your wolfish grin... unsettling.
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#6600 Post by Vintage »

Skyrim Guards wrote:"Ugh! Have you been tending to your hounds? You smell like wet dog."
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