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Random quotes V.2.0
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- Stryder221
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Re: Random quotes V.2.0
E͎͖̯̱̻͡r̲͇r͢҉͈͚ò͈̹̰̩̺͓̝̘̟̕r̨̡̺̥̲̰͕̭̬:̵͙̦̟̮̖̯̞́͢ ̴̛̞̙͙̠̲̝̟S̵͎̼̖̜̯͕̺͔̀i̶͉̟̝̻͕̺g̢̤͕n̴͈̩̝͓͖̹͕̟͢a͕̺̱͞ț̸̛͓u̢̥̣̣̰̪ͅr̨̠͙̯̣̣̘̠ḛ̡̨̟̗̥̰̱̻ͅ ̻̮̼̥͕̼͉͎u͏͔̳n͏͔͈̭̭͟a̮͕͖̲͕͙͔ͅv̺̦̼̥̭͙a͏҉̦̺̫̯i̝̙̳̜l̴̡̳̥͠a̢̘̬͈͢ͅb̶̶̦͉͙́ḷ̸̙̙̳̩̥́e͔̪̳̦̫͚̪̹ͅ.͖̠̗͔̖̞ͅ
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Re: Random quotes V.2.0
Hey YASH, here's one for ya.
Me: Who's all in the original smash brothers?
Friend: Pikachu, mario, Jiggles, Ness.. etc...
Me: Jiggles? That sounds like the stage name for a plus sized stripper.
Both: *dies laughing*
Re: Random quotes V.2.0
*Spits out tea at projectile speed*A commenter on [url=http://twokinds.deviantart.com/journal/poll/3534615/]Tom’s DA quiz[/url] wrote:I'm 150. I’m secretly a turtle in human clothing.
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Re: Random quotes V.2.0
My friend had a skype call with his 2 other friends and he explained to them how to know its me coming.
'' Tesla is obvius the guy that should fly in the missions because I stand in middle of no were and then I see a big jet coming for the ground, ''ah, its just tesla''
The communist part is a inside-joke with friends.
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A pokemon wiki wrote: It is related to the Nidoran♂ line, but unlike Nidoran♀, Nidoqueen cannot breed.
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Nidoqueen can be quite fierce and is very protective over its young.
Re: Random quotes V.2.0
Trying to make sense of that nonsense likeGotheran wrote:A pokemon wiki wrote: It is related to the Nidoran♂ line, but unlike Nidoran♀, Nidoqueen cannot breed.
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Nidoqueen can be quite fierce and is very protective over its young.
If it can't have children, then how the hell......erh......maybe it bred as a Nidoran♀ and then evolved? Or maybe they sort of adopt Nidoran and take care of them as children? Or maybe these people are just stupid? XD The world may never know...
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Well, Pokemon is Japanese. Enough said.SkybornWG wrote:If it can't have children, then how the hell......erh......maybe it bred as a Nidoran♀ and then evolved? Or maybe they sort of adopt Nidoran and take care of them as children? Or maybe these people are just stupid? XD The world may never know...
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Words of wisdom by Domo.DariusArtStuff: Man, I've been itching to draw for weeks, but I don't have the time and the inspiration just won't come to me
Dirtypawz : ^
TheDomovoi : time you steal from more important things
Seff : waiting for inspiration doesn't get you anywhere
TheDomovoi : inspiration you beat out of your liver with alcohol
(DariusArtStuff is obviously me)
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Hey! I resent that!asphere8 wrote:Well, Pokemon is Japanese. Enough said.SkybornWG wrote:If it can't have children, then how the hell......erh......maybe it bred as a Nidoran♀ and then evolved? Or maybe they sort of adopt Nidoran and take care of them as children? Or maybe these people are just stupid? XD The world may never know...
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Just one of those random things I think up of.If you're going to go back in time and kill your grandfather, make sure it's after your grandmother has given birth to your parent.
"That poor, sexy [censored]...." -Evals Vaughan, October 2016
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That's all
Sorry. Had to be done.she wrote:
.. then we'd have TWO bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdie [censored]' doo.
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I have wasted my own time. Literally! Past me [censored] future me over, and now we're both [censored] miserable!
E͎͖̯̱̻͡r̲͇r͢҉͈͚ò͈̹̰̩̺͓̝̘̟̕r̨̡̺̥̲̰͕̭̬:̵͙̦̟̮̖̯̞́͢ ̴̛̞̙͙̠̲̝̟S̵͎̼̖̜̯͕̺͔̀i̶͉̟̝̻͕̺g̢̤͕n̴͈̩̝͓͖̹͕̟͢a͕̺̱͞ț̸̛͓u̢̥̣̣̰̪ͅr̨̠͙̯̣̣̘̠ḛ̡̨̟̗̥̰̱̻ͅ ̻̮̼̥͕̼͉͎u͏͔̳n͏͔͈̭̭͟a̮͕͖̲͕͙͔ͅv̺̦̼̥̭͙a͏҉̦̺̫̯i̝̙̳̜l̴̡̳̥͠a̢̘̬͈͢ͅb̶̶̦͉͙́ḷ̸̙̙̳̩̥́e͔̪̳̦̫͚̪̹ͅ.͖̠̗͔̖̞ͅ
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Re: Random quotes V.2.0
Abbie Mills wrote:"Allowed her"? She's one, a grown woman, two, a witch, and three, a redhead. You couldn't have stopped her if you tried.
Gearhead mechanic in the digital era, who will probably grow up is in the process of growing up to be a very grumpy old man.
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Re: Random quotes V.2.0
One of my own from a couple years ago:
Personal favorite:A random person talking crap is like a watch telling the time...
You can tear it's face off, but it can still tell you the time...
There's nothing like being molested by a horny tiger~
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Re: Random quotes V.2.0
THis also happens to be my post #3333