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Re: Random quotes V.2.0

#6751 Post by Stryder221 »

"I just killed a drunk sleeping man. And I stole his ****in' pants."
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#6752 Post by Gotheran »

Hey YASH, here's one for ya.
Me: Who's all in the original smash brothers?
Friend: Pikachu, mario, Jiggles, Ness.. etc...
Me: Jiggles? That sounds like the stage name for a plus sized stripper.
Both: *dies laughing*

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#6753 Post by SkybornWG »

*Spits out tea at projectile speed*

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#6754 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

My friend had a skype call with his 2 other friends and he explained to them how to know its me coming.
'' Tesla is obvius the guy that should fly in the missions because I stand in middle of no were and then I see a big jet coming for the ground, ''ah, its just tesla''
The communist part is a inside-joke with friends. :kathrin:

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#6755 Post by Gotheran »

A pokemon wiki wrote: It is related to the Nidoran♂ line, but unlike Nidoran♀, Nidoqueen cannot breed.
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Nidoqueen can be quite fierce and is very protective over its young.
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#6756 Post by SkybornWG »

Gotheran wrote:
A pokemon wiki wrote: It is related to the Nidoran♂ line, but unlike Nidoran♀, Nidoqueen cannot breed.
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Nidoqueen can be quite fierce and is very protective over its young.
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Trying to make sense of that nonsense like

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If it can't have children, then how the hell......erh......maybe it bred as a Nidoran♀ and then evolved? Or maybe they sort of adopt Nidoran and take care of them as children? Or maybe these people are just stupid? XD The world may never know...

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#6757 Post by asphere8 »

SkybornWG wrote:If it can't have children, then how the hell......erh......maybe it bred as a Nidoran♀ and then evolved? Or maybe they sort of adopt Nidoran and take care of them as children? Or maybe these people are just stupid? XD The world may never know...

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#6758 Post by DariusL »

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#6759 Post by SkybornWG »

asphere8 wrote:
SkybornWG wrote:If it can't have children, then how the hell......erh......maybe it bred as a Nidoran♀ and then evolved? Or maybe they sort of adopt Nidoran and take care of them as children? Or maybe these people are just stupid? XD The world may never know...

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#6760 Post by jacobc62 »

If you're going to go back in time and kill your grandfather, make sure it's after your grandmother has given birth to your parent.
Just one of those random things I think up of.
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#6761 Post by Bellhead »

That's all
she wrote:
Sorry. Had to be done. :P
.. then we'd have TWO bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdie [censored]' doo.
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#6762 Post by Stryder221 »

I have wasted my own time. Literally! Past me [censored] future me over, and now we're both [censored] miserable!
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#6763 Post by Bellhead »

Abbie Mills wrote:"Allowed her"? She's one, a grown woman, two, a witch, and three, a redhead. You couldn't have stopped her if you tried.
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#6764 Post by BallisticMaximus »

One of my own from a couple years ago:
A random person talking crap is like a watch telling the time...
You can tear it's face off, but it can still tell you the time...
Personal favorite:
There's nothing like being molested by a horny tiger~
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#6765 Post by DariusL »

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THis also happens to be my post #3333 :)

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