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I am Newbieman.

#1 Post by MycroftDuplex »

Hi, everyone, oh boy, I sound cliched. I enjoy the Twokinds comic, but don't ask me any trivia. PLEASE. Anyway, thanks for being so supportive and, gravy is one of my favorite breakfast foods. If that doesn't tell you anything about me and my cleverness, then you must surely be a Bag Of :potatoes: .

I like BBC, H.P Lovecraft, Tolkien's works, bagels, and swearing.

I don't like James Patterson, I don't like rap, and I sure as hell don't like sweet potatoes.

Also, I think that poisoning is the most efficient way to murder.
Let me take you down to Strawberry Fields, but first, I have to drive my Yellow Submarine down to Penny Lane, take a left on Blue Jay Way, and finally, pick up Rocky Raccoon, Eleanor Rigby, and Bungalow Bill before I can pick you up, Walrus and Eggmen.

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#2 Post by InceptionBwaaa »

Welcome to the forums. Let me lay down some ground rules.

1) Don't touch my waitress.

2) If my office door is closed and you can't find my waitress and there's a sock on the door..

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Ya get it.

3) Avoid speaking in binary, as this provokes most furries. Myself include. Oh, that better not be a zero and a one right next to eachother....

Other than that, enjoy your stay.
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#3 Post by Zylver »

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Welcome to the forums and enjoy your stay! :grin:
MycroftDuplex wrote:Also, I think that poisoning is the most efficient way to murder.
Keith and other Basitins disapprove. 8)

Btw, which is your favourite BBC show? :) If you can pick any of the so many good ones :P
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#4 Post by minime »

Hello and welcome to the forum. :flora:

Have fun and enjoy your stay. :flora:
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#5 Post by Bachaddict »

Welcome, Mycroft! Pedo Mellon a Minto ;)
I don't watch TV shows, but in the books Mycroft is one of my favourite characters.
InceptionBwaaa wrote: -snip-
3) Avoid speaking in binary, as this provokes most furries. Myself include. Oh, that better not be a zero and a one right next to eachother....

Other than that, enjoy your stay.
How does one speak in binary?
|This box is too sm|

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#6 Post by DarkTheImmortal »

Welcome to the world of tomorrow! :nora:
One tip, never get on my bad side (nobody here has managed to do so yet, so you should be fine), nobody ever likes being on a dragon's bad side
Bachaddict wrote:How does one speak in binary?
01001100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011

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#7 Post by InceptionBwaaa »

DarkTheImmortal wrote:Welcome to the world of tomorrow! :nora:
One tip, never get on my bad side (nobody here has managed to do so yet, so you should be fine), nobody ever likes being on a dragon's bad side
Bachaddict wrote:How does one speak in binary?
01001100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011
Nobody wants to get on my bad side, either, Dark, and you might've managed..
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#8 Post by BadJoke »

Welcome aboard.
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#9 Post by DarkTheImmortal »

InceptionBwaaa wrote:Nobody wants to get on my bad side, either, Dark, and you might've managed..
Oh don't worry, that binary was a one time thing only. I used a translator I found on the internet.

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